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"You know," she said, "for someone who claims to know everything about the subject, you seem remarkably confused."

Woody sat in the velvet seat of the theater, adjusting his thick-rimmed glasses. On the screen, a giant breast was terrorizing a countryside. He sighed. This was exactly how his brain felt on a Tuesday. 6.6Everything You Always Wanted to Know About S...

"It’s a metaphor," he whispered to his date, who was busy trying to find a dropped popcorn kernel. "Life is just one big, oversized biological mystery that we're all trying to outrun." "You know," she said, "for someone who claims

Woody smiled, a nervous, twitchy sort of grin. "That’s the secret. The more you know, the less anything makes sense. It’s the only way to stay sane in a world that’s basically a series of sketches written by a caffeinated deity." This was exactly how his brain felt on a Tuesday

The film flickered back to life. A man in a sheep costume appeared. Woody leaned in, captivated. He didn't have the answers, but he certainly had the dialogue.