: Solve a trivial problem (like checking if a number is even) using 5,000+ lines of code, three external APIs, and a custom-built neural network.
: Write a program with no infinite loops that is mathematically guaranteed to never finish running before the heat death of the universe. Bad Code Contest
Welcome to the , where the goal isn't to solve the problem—it’s to solve it in the most absurd and inefficient way possible . : Solve a trivial problem (like checking if
: Write a single file that is valid, runnable code in two or more different programming languages simultaneously. 000+ lines of code
: Does the code make the reader want to retire immediately?
: A 1,000-page physical printout of your own code and a mug that says "It compiles on my machine."