Bedding: Bulk Buy

The guests didn't mind. In fact, they loved it. The Sleepy Hollow became famous for its "Bottomless Bedding Policy." If a guest so much as sneezed, Arthur would appear at the door with a fresh, vacuum-sealed stack of linens.

"You look like you need a crispness upgrade," he’d whisper, tossing a bale of pillowcases onto their bed like a blackjack dealer. bulk buy bedding

One Tuesday, Arthur snapped. He sat down at his computer and typed three life-changing words: The guests didn't mind

For the next three days, Arthur lived in a fortress of fabric. He had 500 white fitted sheets, 500 flat sheets, and enough pillowcases to outfit a small army of sleepers. He felt invincible. He began to find creative uses for his surplus: Just staple two king-sized flat sheets together. "You look like you need a crispness upgrade,"

"In the guest parlor," Arthur said, his eyes gleaming with the triumph of a man who would never see a laundry bill over twenty dollars again.

A crisp white sheet draped over the dining table looked "shabby chic."