Dan opened his grimy inventory. The hotfix had replaced his "Rusty Spoon" with a "Tier 4 Sonic Spatula." Apparently, the player base had complained that the mid-game was too slow, so the developers had accelerated the "Hobo-to-God" progression curve. Dan looked at a nearby police car. It flickered—a remnant of the —and turned into a giant taco.
"That’s more like it," Dan muttered, his hunger bar finally refilling as he clipped through the taco’s shell.
"You're late for the update, Dan!" the Rat King shrieked, throwing a "404 File Not Found" projectile.