Lil Dicky - Classic Male Pregame Apr 2026

One last check for keys, wallet, phone, and dignity.

Sit on your bed in your underwear. Scroll through your phone. Open a window to check the temperature, then ignore it. Lil Dicky - Classic Male Pregame

Should we narrow this down with a or a budget-friendly drink menu for the night? One last check for keys, wallet, phone, and dignity

Someone has to call it. That someone shouldn't be you, but you'll end up Venmo-ing $4.50 anyway. One last check for keys

Spend ten minutes in front of the mirror trying to decide if the shirt looks better tucked, untucked, or halfway in. (It’s always untucked). 4. The Sustenance (Or Lack Thereof) The goal is to be "base-level full" without being bloated. The Menu: One slice of cold pizza or a handful of pretzels.