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The kids paled. Meat Monday was a battlefield. But as their stomachs growled in unison, they shared a look of grim determination. The Eva-ish comedy of errors was just beginning.

Rei, sitting perfectly still, held up a single, plain rice ball. “You can have half,” she offered in her usual monotone. Puchi Eva: Evangelion@School AnimaГ§ГЈo, ComГ©dia ...

“Pathetic,” Asuka scoffed, slamming her two-story, German-engineered bento box onto her desk. “How do you expect to pilot a giant robot on an empty stomach, Ba-ka Shinji?” The kids paled

Asuka pushed to the front. “Give it back, you creepy old man!” The Eva-ish comedy of errors was just beginning

“Everything is going according to the Dead Sea Bento Scrolls,” Gendo muttered.

Before Shinji could reach for it, a shadow loomed over them. It was Unit 01—not the giant robot, but the toddler-sized, purple-hooded troublemaker. It let out a mischievous "Gah!" and snatched Rei’s rice ball, sprinting toward the hallway.