[s1e16] That Was Saliva, Alan Direct

: "I don't know! It's been so long since anybody's touched me!"

: After a romantic night with Alan, Frankie realizes her life is too chaotic for a relationship. She leaves for Seattle to start fresh with her brother, leaving Alan with a bra as a parting memory. Memorable Quotes [S1E16] That Was Saliva, Alan

: "Think of it as musical chairs. But when the music stops, the guys who have a clue are sittin' on a woman instead of a chair." : "I don't know

: Meanwhile, Joanie develops a major crush on Jake , following him around despite his complete lack of interest. [S1E16] That Was Saliva, Alan

: "Alan? ... It’s been so long since anybody’s touched me!"