[s3e20] Always A Bridesmaid, Never A: Burro

: Alan is depressed because Kandi has moved out and is staying with his ex-wife, Judith.

: [To God] "I watch one donkey sex show and you make me pay for it the rest of my life !" Charlie : "Always a bridesmaid, never a burro." [S3E20] Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

: The episode concludes with a "frolicking finale" where all three couples—Alan and Kandi, Judith and Andy, and Charlie and Mandi—end up interacting at Judith’s house and in her hot tub. Memorable Quotes : Alan is depressed because Kandi has moved

: Charlie begins dating Kandi’s mother, Mandi (played by Gail O'Grady), which Berta famously describes as being like a "box of hamsters" crawling over each other. Judith and Andy