Okay, enough! Since nobody is taking this seriously, I am exercising my right as Commissioner. I am drafting everyone onto Team Michael. We will all sit in a circle around my desk. It will be like a campfire, but with more productivity and fewer s'mores.
(Sighs)No trades yet. Dwight, you’re Jim’s. Dwight, you have the second pick. The Office - The Con...
I select... myself. I am the most valuable asset in this building. Okay, enough
Jim, you’re on the clock. You have the number one overall pick. Who do you want on your desk island? JIM Oh, easy. I’ll take Dwight. We will all sit in a circle around my desk
Can we just get this over with? I have a cat birthday party to prepare for, and I refuse to sit next to Kevin. His breathing sounds like a damp sponge.
You can't pick yourself, Dwight! This is about synergy! Look at the Michael Scott Paper Company —that was a real team.