"Will," she says, leaning against the doorframe with a look of weary exasperation, "just have the prince fall in love with the hat. It’s concise, it’s dramatic, and most importantly, the King can be back in his chambers for his evening sack-posset in twenty minutes."
Will attempts to perform the "Hat Play" for the King. In a classic Upstart Crow blunder, Bottom accidentally wears the King’s actual ceremonial cloak as a costume, leading to a high-speed chase through the Globe Theatre that Will eventually rebrands as a "new dramatic device called 'Slap-stick.'" Upstart Crow - Season 4Eps1
Kate, ever the voice of reason and 21st-century logic trapped in the 17th century, suggests that Will simply take all the "boring, long bits" out of his existing plays and mash them together. "Will," she says, leaning against the doorframe with
Shakespeare’s London lodgings. It is 1605. Will is frantically scrubbing a stain off his ruff while Bottom attempts to "modernize" a quill by attaching a heavy lead weight to it. Shakespeare’s London lodgings
Robert Greene’s ghost (metaphorically) haunts Will as he discovers a pamphlet titled The Even More Upstart Crow , written by a young up-and-comer named "John Fletcher" who is shamelessly using Will’s own "puffling pants" jokes.
King James I has demanded a new play, but he has one specific, baffling requirement: it must be "shorter than a sneeze" because his royal gout makes sitting for long periods unbearable. Will is mid-existential crisis. He has written a sprawling epic about a Danish prince with "too many feelings," but the King wants a punchy comedy about a man who loses his hat in a gale.